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You know you're an Alaskan when... z. . .you know the 4 seasons: Winter, Still Winter, Almost Winter, and Construction. z. . .you know which leaves make good toilet paper. z. . .the mayor greets you on the street by your first name. z. . .there is only one shopping plaza in town. z. . .the municipality buys a Zamboni before a bus. z. . .the major parish fundraiser isn't bingo - its sausage making. z. . .you find -60c a might chilly. z. . .the trunk of your car doubles as a deep freeze. z. . .you attended a formal event in your best clothes, your finest jewels and your Sorrels. z. . .you can play road hockey on ice skates. z. . .shoveling the driveway constitutes a great upper body workout. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz |
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